Enjoy a few jokes and puns inspired by unique past experiences with known “challenged” personalities…they know who they are! By the way…we’re just “clown-n-around” here, folks!”
Seldom had fallen on hard times. He lost his job at Paint World,
his unemployment ran out, and he had to sell all his important
“stuff”. He packed what little he had in a bag, made a
little sign that read "Will work for food" and set off
down the road on foot.
Thought For the Day
Too many whiners…not enough duct tape!
EXCERPTS FROM A COAL MINER'S VOCABULARY BOOK
If I pay my truck payment this month, I'll have no money foreclose.
I had two pickup trucks, but my old lady rectum both.
My buddy gave me two tickets to a Auburn football game, but I want to seldom.
ARE YOU CHICKEN?
A guy goes into a bar near Auburn University and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a good Auburn joke.
The bartender says, "Before you tell it, you should know that I am 6-2 and weigh 225 and I'm damn proud to be a Auburn fan. See that guy at the end of the bar? He's 6-4 and weighs 250 and he's a former Auburn quarterback. And, see the guy at the other end of the bar? He's 6-6 and weighs 280 and he's an assistant coach at Auburn! Now, you sure you still want to tell your Auburn joke?"
The guy says, "Nah, never mind." To which the bartender smiles and says, "What's the matter? Are ya chicken?" The guy says, "Nah. I just don't want to have to explain it three times.
Walker County Junior College Exam-Question Number 10
A Coal Mine operates a NFPA Class 1, Division 2 Hazardous Area. The mine employs 120 miners per shift. A gas warning is issued at the beginning of the 3rd shift. How many cartons of unfiltered Camels will be smoked during the shift?